How to survive Dutch cyclists

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1. lmaoooooo
2. I'm surprised that only one guidebook that I've read mentions to stay off of the bike paths! They're not sidewalks!!!
   Even if you are not on a bike path, my tip is to listen for their squeaky bikes approaching from behind.
   (Since they are often kept outdoors in their rainy climate.)
   I love to cycle when in NL buy I prefer quieter areas than Amsterdam.
3. Cyclists are selfish and ignorant scum, who have no respect for pedestrians and the law. And all this happen in the middle of Europe, the center of the so-called civilization, feminism and liberalism. Well nobody cares for truly less privilege people instead.
4. The only way to survive: go bike yourself!
5. The OP of this is a moron as if you get hit by a bicycle, it might ruin your day, but if you get hit by a car it will probably ruin your life. Pedestrians should stay on sidewalks, cars should stay on roads and bikes stay on bike paths. Really, really simple.
6. lol i am dutch but uhmmm yeah bikes are dangerous
   
   
   
   
   
   nope
7. dutch don't get high? are they mutants?
8. so the dutch aren't friendly?
9. I guess you'll get used to it? If you live there, you probably have to get used to it, or they could harm you.
10. YOU CAN'T SURVIVE THE BIKES. IT'S WW3 HERE RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!1!!!!!
11. Dit is leuk zeg
12. Rules: 1. Like 'car roads' bike roads have 2 lanes. It's a usual rule to bike with 2 next to each other (exceptions include big empty roads really small ones) So make sure to not get more than 3 next to each other while biking
    2. Purple/pinkish color means Bike path. In crowded cities or towns. It can be really crowded so watch out and cross when it's safe
    3. Dutch people don't tend to use bike helmets because they are used to biking and are commonly very skilled at it
    4 Police will hold you up if you don't turn on lights when it's dark.
    5. Its considered rude to not let people pass if they are faster, especially when in a group
    6. people can get angry if you don't hurry up when the light's green. So please don't hesitate or wait 3 seconds just go already :s
    Hope this helped any questions are welcome
13. this shit funny as fuck im dutch in its kinda realy like this hahah
14. YOU CAN SEE THAT BIKE THINGY STUFF(lol bike thingy stuff) ON THE GROUND RIGHT? thats how you know not to walk on that part of the world thats the part where the monster killer bikes live and hunt... my god im becoming way to weird today
15. Toerist are so fckng annoying in Amsterdam. They always are in the way
16. cancer off typhus tourists 😂😂
17. here we have bikes that are stolen and you steal them, you use for it a few weeks untill someone else steals it from you and so on.
18. "kanker op tyfus toeristen"
    
    oh that's what i want to say every time some fucking tourists are standing still in the middle of the bicycle lane. it's a street you morons! just for bikes io cars.
    
    however, we never say that. that was totally fake. we just give a dirty look and hope you figure it out.
19. CYKA BLAT!