Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend FULL VERSION

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1. For the truck one "she sure can handle a big load"
2. "Is that sand?" "Why does it always taste rotten" "how come its so dark in here?" "It just keeps going and going and going.. "
3. Come (cum)
4. She's got a hundred gallon gas tank!
5. Things you can say about a YouTube video, but not your girlfriend.
   
   "Its got a lot of views."
6. Come
7. any feminist queens here?
8. Is that James from how I met your mother?
9. Greg always with the DP joke:D also Colin "Shes takin on water!" LMAO so random
10. things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend
    
    get off my lap bitch
11. im gonna make a no one wants those eggs shirt
12. Greg is so good with the delivery of his jokes in this
13. "Things you can say about the food you eat, but not you're girlfriend."
    
    I like to eat it in public.
14. I swear everything that comes from Colin's mouth is pure gold
15. Things you can say about your dog but not your gf:
    She's 12 yeah she's a little old
16. things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend:
    "woof"
17. Im choking on cock. Big Black Cock!
18. AIDS dose native primarily question.
19. Things you might say about your computer but not your girlfriend - You turn my software into hardware :)
20. For the computer one. Who else was thinking push a button and it starts